January 8, 2017 - Paulina & Mark meet online! A casual setting but the gravitational pull of their undeniable charm and six standard deviations off of normal height could not be denied. Mark takes Paulina rock climbing.. today, Mark can still be found on some sick routes while Paulina projects getting her nails done.

March 2017 - Mark gets at job in "beautiful" West Texas but Paulina inevitably reels him back to the Atlantic before Mark can adopt Snakeskin boots and a Ten-Gallon Hat.

July 2019 - Paulina and Mark move in together, a bond that ended the all-too cliche "fraternity" that Mark lived in because he couldn't just let it die after University. Mark and Paulina learn to cheer at the police ticketing High Schoolers parking in front of their driveway.

March 14, 2020 - Paulina talks Mark into getting their dog, Bailey! In a classic Covid-era move, the duo drive to Paulina's alma mater of Warsaw (New York) to pick him up. Spoiler alert, he's cute but also a bastard.

2022: Paulina and Mark begin conquering the world! Declining casual drugs from lifeguards in Jamaica, plundering the Fjords of Norway, looking for Nessie in Scotland, climbing mountains in Colorado, eating the cheese you can only find in your local grocery store in Vermont, and much more.

May 6, 2024 - After years and years and years and years, et cetera, Mark proposes on a beautiful beach in Norway 💍! The photographer silently judges Mark for convincing Paulina to wear nice clothes on a strenuous hike.